I have never vaccinated a pig

I have never vaccinated a pig,
driven a two-million-dollar car,
cruised the Pacific.
launched a satellite,
sipped champagne at dawn in the Dolomites,
saved a dolphin,
caressed a cactus-leather purse,
illuminated the Eiffel Tower,
or calibrated a diamond.

But I have written about all of them for clients.
So next time someone asks if I have experience in their niche product category, what should my answer be?